Part of an Email I Wrote to my BFF

i love how my bff is always there for me (: she's always there for me, even when my other friends arent. even though we dont get to hang out as often as we used to, we're still the same old people we were back in 4th grade when we first became best friends. the only thing is that now, we're more than just "best friends forever." we're soul sisters. anyways... onto the excerpt. she was helping me deal with michel :P so i had to tell her the situation first. i thought you might like to see my explanation. so uhm. yeah. here goes.

idk about me and michel :c i was just thinking about me and him and then i realized how much he really annoys me sometimes. i feel like if 2 people like each other, they should also respect each other right? well i keep getting this feeling that michel doesn't really respect me and my boundaries. i can never really talk to him about this because every time i get serious, he says, "are you on your period? omg you're like bipolar right now. so many mood swings." and i'm just like "...seriously, dude? i'm trying to talk to you about something serious here!" but i just can't talk to him about this kind of stuff because michel is so immature and childish! he doesn't really have any manners; he said it himself! i always say "dude, you have no manners at all" and he just replies saying "LOL i only have manners around adults. around adults, i'm a f*cking gentleman." and i just think that's so stupid. everybody should have manners. for example, i don't mind if people drink some water from my water bottle cuz they take the cap part off and drink from the bottle and they always ask first. but michel doesn't even ask me! he just steals it from my backpack and drinks it directly from the straw part!!! and it's so gross because my water bottle's kinda weird & there's a trick to drinking it from the straw part and michel doesn't know how to so he leaves a whole bunch of spit on the straw and i'm just like "...how can i drink from my water bottle now?!" every time he does that, i always have to go wash my water bottle really thoroughly. i feel like i need to disinfect it. he's so rude; sometimes i just can't believe that he did that. another thing: he doesn't even know how to treat a girl right. this kinda ties back to the whole not respecting my boundaries and stuff. also, he has the worst sense of humor. all the jokes he makes are so mean and they shouldn't even be considered jokes. some of his jokes are really racist and other jokes are puns about the boston bombing like "come to boston, we're having a BLAST!" it's so mean to make a joke out of such a tragic event, but he freaking thinks it's funny! it's not funny. looking back, i realize how different we really are. we like completely different things. if we hadn't liked each other in the first place, we wouldn't have even been friends at all.

i really regret spending so much of my time liking him. it wasn't worth it. HE wasn't worth it. am i being to mean about this? am i being pissy by complaining about him so much? idk. i'm sorry, michel. we just weren't meant to be. i would say "it's not you, it's me" but it IS you. it's all your fault and you don't even know it.